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Description: As sung by Eric Cartman of South Park... complete with lyrics!
duration: 2:16   |   File size: 2.08 MB

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Mr. Garrison- ok children gather round, since Eric Cartman can't seem to remember the words to Oh Holy Night we are gonna try a little shock therapy, I'm gonna give one of you this cattle prod and if he forgets any word just shock him a little. Who wants the prod?

Children- Me! me! Me! I want...

Mr. Garrison- Here you go Kyle why don't you take it

(music starts)

Kyle- SWEET!

Mr. Garrison- okay Eric whenever you're ready

Cartman- And, Oh holy ni-

(SHOCK)

Cartman- Ow! Hey what was that for, I didn't Screw up!

Kyle- Ha Ha

Mr Garrison- No Kyle you can't shock him unless he forget the words

Kyle- Sorry Mr. Garrison

Cartman- And, Oh holy night the stars are brightly shining, it is the night of our dear Saviours birth, oh holy night....(mumbles)

(SHOCK)

Children- HAHAHA

Cartman- It is the night with the chistmas trees and pie

(SHOCK)

Mr. Garrison- THOSE AREN'T THE WORDS ERIC

Cartman- Cause Jesus was born and--so we give presents

(SHOCK)

Cartman- OW be... deh.. hmm...

(SHOCK)

Cartman- OW umm

(SHOCK)

Cartman- decorations..OK Fall on your knees and here the angels....voices

(SHOCK)

Cartman- OW! Oh night devine

Mr. Garrison- Very nice, Eric.

Cartman- oh night, oh night devine----there see i remember that whole chorus. didn't even hafta...

Mr. Garrison- MISSED IT!

Cartman- Oh night

(SHOCK)

Cartman- DEEEVIIINE

Kyle- Damn Cartman

Mr. Garrison- WOW.....

Cartman- Oh night, Oh night...devine

(SHOCK) (SHOCK)

Cartman- OW!! HEY OW!!

Children laugh

(SHOCK) (SHOCK)

Cartman- OW!! KNOCK IT OFF!!! OW!!

Mr. Garrison- Ok, Eric, now we are gonna do the French words...

Cartman- WHAT?!

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